Saturday, January 31, 2009

Nontheist Community Centers and Nightclubs

Going through the Atheism reddit today, I found many great things. However, none as great as the top up-voted self.reddit of the day.

This was something that had been bothering me for quite some time, and it was the fact that the advertisements on the buses in regards to atheism, seemed quite out of place. Not that atheism didn't belong, but rather that it was quite redundant in such a country where religion is quite free, and never invades the political or governmental process.

I think that another big problem with the advertisements is the message being sent within the wording. I believe that what atheism needs is really acceptance, rather than to preach deconversion. This is why, within the top-voted thread of the day, many people mentioned that they were nontheists, but could not really back the Atheist 'movement' as their message seemed to be "drop your religion: be an atheist", rather than more of a "love thy neighbor".

One poster within the comments, said several things that were very well written, and I would like to bring up here. First, I and several others brought up the point that I mentioned, that humanists, secularists, nontheists, agnostics, and others may have a hard time getting behind these advertisements due to the message being conveyed. The unfortunate thing is that these people are seen by theists as the same exact thing. It will not matter what the differences are or what you may try and explain, the reality is that the majority sees no difference, and maybe they never will. This means that atheism needs to really look at the bigger picture of nontheism, rather than atheism.
Also, I think that nontheist-supported community centers would be a great idea. This could be a place where we could bring our children for a Scientific Sunday School sort of thing (though not on sunday). I like the idea of giving all nontheists of a science-oriented, religion-free, structured activity and learning environment for their children. It would not be anti-religion, just free of religion, as sheltering children from religion would be no better. Also, community projects for teenagers and preteens would be wonderful, because that would keep kids off the streets, and away from bad stuff at night, but at the same time, not give them the only other option of a church Youth-group.
Basically, I envision a Non-theist Church that isn't a church at all. A community center for science-specific after school activities, as well as maybe dances and basketball games and things for kids and teenagers, that isn't the religion-riddled situation that Youth Groups seem to be. I've had atheist, and agnostic friends of mine going to Youth Groups in spite of the religiosity of it, because it was a small town and nothing else to do, and they didn't wanna go to any parties or get into trouble.
It would also be great if these Nontheist Churches could have a bar/nightclub type setting as well, either attached to, or under the same naming/heading, for adults to go to. Basically, it'd have the membership/exclusivity requirements of a gay bar, which are none. Straight guys are not denied from gay bars, but they may be hit on once inside, and may see shirtless men gyrating, but if they can handle that, thats just fine. I think the same situation should be applied here. No need to sign up, or prove an affiliation, and no sermons. Simply community projects and community centers, with a bar/nightclub type setting for adults as well.
I'm curious as to other people's ideas and impressions of this.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

A Future Teacher

I walk into the college room, where the seats go up and back so that all the students who were intrigued enough by the fliers that my colleague and I had hung up all over, now loomed above me. Under one arm a very large and heavy alter-fitted Holy Bible. And in my other hand, a large cloth briefcase. I place the briefcase on the ground behind the table at the head of the class room. I pick up the bible from under my arm and seem intrigued with it for a moment. I flick open some pages and seem to be reading. Suddenly I shut it and slam it -hard- onto the table top. Its loud crash making everyone go silent in the wake of its echo. Just as the echo subsides, I shout "Wake up!"

I pull out my briefcase and set out common everyday objects. A portable cd player, a portable DVD player, a cell phone, a few DVDs and CDs and a little television, as well as a few random books. I place these upon the table and put the bible under my arm again.

"This is your mind, right here," I wave my arms above the tabletop "full of materialistic and technological things. It is completely devoid of spiritual attachment to what’s really out there. Now before you religious people speak out, lemme show you your minds.

I remove a bunch of objects and place them on the tabletop along with the other things. These new objects are a few religious icons, crucifixes, chalices, pictures, and the large bible.

"Here," I wave my arms again over the desktop. "Are your minds... still, full of palpable, things you can see and hold. "

"But here’s something that will come as a shock to all of you. You do not need your cell phone." I shove it off the desk. "You do not need your television." And I shove this off the desk "You do not need your DVDs or walkman." I pick them up, examine them a moment and toss them behind me. "And you certainly do not need these: icons" I begin pushing one item at a time off the table as I say what it is. "And scriptures" I throw the book somewhere to the side. "That tell you completely superfluous things. All of these things change with perspective, every, single, one of them. This..." I spread my arms out over the tabletop one last time. "Is all every living creature on this planet needs, and it’s the one thing that binds us to all things living. Both past, present and future. You don’t think that the dinosaurs went to school and jammed out to Godsmack do you? Or that they went home to their favorite TV show and their boyfriend or girlfriend calling them."

"Everything is tainted by perspective, time, and translation, but mostly by perspective. Let me prove this to you very quickly and easily." I walk over and pick up the bible on the floor, propping it against my stomach. I open it to Genesis 1:1

"Genesis 1:1.... ‘In the beginning there was the word... and the word was God.’ See, in the original Aramaic form of the bible the word ‘God’ was actually 'yaweh' or 'jahova' meaning 'light' or 'love'. Now, having this bit of information in your head, let me read this again as it was truly intended. ‘In the beginning there was the word, and the word was Love.’ AT THIS POINT YOU CAN BASICALLY PUT IT DOWN!!!!"

Jesus The Carrot (Persuasive Speech)

"Carrot, my lord and savior. I believe that God is a carrot. I cant wait to see my creator, the carrot, who, sacrificed his only son, the cucumber, to save us from sin. I fear the Devil, who is a vegetable blender, for he is the way of evil. I believe salvation lies within liberating salad from super markets and through never eating vegetables. I shall lead a great life and live forever afterwards among the vegetables, and those who dont follow this way shall end up in hot, barbecue, hell where meat surrounds you for all eternity.

Now, you all are looking at me as if i've got lobsters crawing out of my ears, and you should be. Now, of course, I didnt mean any of what I said, but it sounded as unrealistic and stupid to you as your stories of God and Jesus sound to me. And why is this? Because you dont have any faith in the story i just told you, and I have no faith in the stories religion gives us. It all has to do with perception, and faith which is belief without proof. See, try and think of a way for me to -prove- my story to you. What if I gave you a cookbook that was written by four people who supposedly wrote what my made-up carrot God told them to write. Would you believe then?

What if you read the book and it told all about the life of the cucumber, who is like jesus, and all the miracles it performed, like turning ranch dressing into italian, and filling his followers with the Holy Carrot Juice so they could speak in the tongues of the potato and carrot. Would you be convinced upon hearing all the miracles he performed? What if the book told prophecies of the coming veggie-blenders and salad shooters? That is, if the book were made, say, 500 years ago before those were even a tiny idea. How about if you went to a convention of thousands of people who all chanted veggie-prayers to the Allmighty Carrot, and some were miraculously healed and some even able to speak the carrot and potato languages? What if I showed you the knife which was stabbed into the cucumber's side? If it still had the cucumber juices on it? You would not believe then either, because some cucumber juice on a knife doesnt prove anything except that a cucumber was stabbed some years ago. Well, what if I brought you a towel with the image of a cucumber imprinted on it, like the Shroud of Turin? Again, it proves nothing except thatg a cucumber was wrapped in a towel and somehow its imprint got onto the towel.

See, my argument isnt that i hate religion, or dont believe in a greater being, but rather its to show you that those who dont believe in God arent close-minded about God, but rather that we're too darn open-minded. One simple, non-proveable answer just doesnt cut it for us. You dont believe my carrot and cucumber story, saying, of course, that its true for the sake of arguement, because it just doesnt sound right to you. If I told you that the sky is black, we would argue for ages, but what if I actually saw the sky as black? What if thats the only color the sky has ever been for me my whole life? Am I a bad person for seeing the sky as a different color from you? No, i'm not a bad person for seeing the sky as a different color from everyone else. I am as bad a person for seeing a black sky as you are for liking rap music, or hating rock music, or any other things you percieve. And, who knows, what if everyone else sees the wrong color for the sky and i'm the only one who sees the real color? What the majority says or does isnt necessarily the right thing, even our own government was set up so that the minority would have an equal chance, because our founding fathers knew that the majority isnt always right. If you are with your friends and they all decide to go smoke pot, you're not gonna do it just because its what the majority has ruled, right?

I dont hate or have -any- dislike towards people who believe in God any more than you would dislike people who watch MTV or listen to country music. My problem comes when people try to convert me. If you try and convert me, its just like you saying "I dont accept you for who you are. You're a bad person for not believing in God, and so I will only be your friend if you believe with me. Otherwise, suffer in agony for eternity"

Now, excuse me for the analogy, but wasnt that Hitler's way of doing things? "Follow me or suffer the consequences."? He killed those who didnt follow him, you just sentence us to an eternity of rotting in a burning hell.

Take, for a moment, a genre of music you -hate- because it sounds awful to you and you highly dislike it. Now, try and see people all around you -loving- that genre and trying to make you listen to it, and saying that they wont be friends with you if you dont listen to it, or that you would suffer eternally if you dont start liking it. Thats is how we feel, supressed and repressed for being who we are. Whether we can change or not isnt a valid point, either, because any of us could start liking a genre of music we dislike if we're given it all the time or by any number of other means, but that would just be mean and wrong.

When asked if I am a religious person or believe in God, I immediately ask for that person's least favorite band or type of music, then, when they answer, I answer their question with a 'no'. Then, when they ask why I dont, I ask them why they dont like that band or type of music they mentioned. I just done, it doesnt "sound" right to me. I've read the bible, gone to church, prayed, the works, and it still just doesnt work for me. We all try our least favorite genre of music, which is how we find out we dont like it. Everything is about faith in things and perception of them. You see a blue sky and know that its blue, but I see a black sky and know its black, who's right? So, the next time you call someone who doesnt believe in God close-minded, remember the feeling you got when I told you my carrot story at the beginning, and then say that -we're- close-minded. The simple fact is that we -know- absolutely nothing. We see and ecperience things so often that we consider it knowledge, but its just combined perception. A blind person doesnt -know- that grass is green or that the sky is blue any more than we do. They're just names assigned to things our eyes percieve. A blind person -believes- that their house is red and that streets are black, but, until they see it, they dont -know- any of it. So, I leave you with this, you -believe- there is a god and an heaven and a hell, but none of you -know- it unless you've died. And since you're all sitting here, alive, infront of me, I assume all of you are just hoping that you're religious ideas are right. We dont know if God is a carrot, or that Jesus was the son of God, any more than a blind person knows that a rose is red."

The Future

The Shady figure in the trench coat stood reading his newspaper, right where he was told to be, he was even an hour early just to make sure that the transaction went through without a hitch. He was looking for just another face in the crowd, but this face would be one of many faces that would save the planet as we all know it. The man in the coat hiched up his high collar and adjusted himself where he stood, ready for a long, but worth while wait. It had been just another day when he got the anonymous call. He needed to know only where and when once they told him they pay off for this simple pick-up and delivery. He could retire immediately if he did just this one job. It was simple, wait by the bench on the east side of the airport, next to the keychain rack, with a three day old New York Times. Be there at ten, he had been told. He was looking for a girl who would be about five and a half feet tall, dark hair, scarf and a small roller suitcase. She would identify herself as Jade and ask if he was Thomas. He would acknowledge he was even though he had already been told that the real Thomas was already 'taken care of'.


He would then walk her to the limo out front, and at some point or another, either coax her into giving him the 'package' or just take it by force. They told him that if he was lucky that the man he was impersonating may be the one who the package was to be delivered to. Well he didnt give a damn, he would get what he was sent to get, one way or another, he didnt care, too much money was at stake, and clearly this package was worth a whole lot. Well the man in the coat stood reading his old New York Times, the biggest highlight of that day being "Underground Anti-Government Apocalyptic Cult". The man had read it several times and heard it on the news for months now. There was some group of freaks all over the world who thought that the world was going to end in the next year, 2012, and that the world would go into shambles. They were trying to get as many people as they could to 'open their minds' and 'arm themselves with knowledge' about how the world is going to end in the coming months. It was a bunch of crap, he knew, but it was sure getting a whole lot of people and attention lately. He figured they just drugged alot of people by sneaking into random water supplies.


Just as his legs were starting to cramp from having stood in place for so long, he got a break. A girl who fit the description walked just past him and glanced at him as she did. She seemed to want to find herself a keychain next to him. He adjusted his weight and waited for her to speak, when she didnt, he just assumed she was some other tourist and continued reading where he had been.


"You Thomas?" The girl spoke as she browsed through the keychains.


"Jade?" The man in the coat asked, lowering his paper. The girl nodded and had found a keychain of the statue of liberty which she smiled at and whispered "He'll love this!". She walked to the counter and purchased the item, walking away as if she didnt care one way or the other if he followed.


"The Limo's out front ma'am"


"Thanks." She responded quickly, looking all around her as if she were weary of being watched. Once they had made it across the crowded La Guardia Airport, he walked Jade to the Limousine, even opening the door for her, which was surprisingly the only time he had been nice to a mark, but what the hell, he was going to retire a rich man before the day was over, so whats a little courtesy at the last minute? The man in the coat climbed into the drivers seat and drove into the heavy traffic of taxis and bustling pedestrians. After he made it through he finally decided to get to business.


"Ma'am, now i'm just a lackey, so I dont know much, I just do what i'm told and am where I am supposed to be, when i'm supposed to be there. But, I have to ask, what's all the secrecy for? What -exactly- am I working for?" the man asked glancing at the young woman in his rear-view mirror.


"Thomas, did you read that paper you were told to be reading? Or did you just stand there trying not to stick out like a sore thumb?"


"I sure did read it, three days ago though when it first came out."


"And that cover story, about the Apocalyptic Cult, what are your feelings on it?"

"Well ma'am I dont think much, I mean with all the people getting into it, there has to be something to it right?"


"Well, Thomas, what I have here is crucial to their cause, to our cause. Mine and yours. And everyone on this planet."


"And what is it that can be so crucial to this? And shouldnt it be in a metal case with a handcuff attached to your wrist if its that important?"


"Of course it -should- be. But that just doesnt work without drawing suspicion. See Thomas I figure you should know what you are fighting for, what you are honestly risking your life for everytime we ask you a favor of us. See what I have here is the correspondences between the two generals of the cause, Thomas. We arent anti-government, we just know how they will act when this all goes to hell. And we arent an apocalyptic cult because we dont pray, we dont share a common God, or hold any sort of rituals at all, me merely see what is coming and do what we know we must to prepare for it. We have been preparing for years, you as well as everyone else only has been hearing about it because all we need now is people, numbers. Everything else is perfectly set up."


"Hmmm, well I suppose its none of my business really. I shouldnt have asked, I was better off not knowing." The man in the coat now wondered if it had been the government that sent him, then again if the government wanted this done, they would have their own guys do it, not some hired gun do a random pickup for them. No, he had been contacted, obviously, by the opposition to this cult, or whatever the hell it was. He didnt care, he only saw dollar signs as he looked at the girl in the backseat with her bag leaning onto her. When he was free of the traffic and he figured it was alright enough, he turned off the highway and down a path he knew well was usually deserted about three miles down it.


"Hey, we arent supposed to turn off until we hit Wantagh, where you going???" Jade asked, now slightly alarmed.


"They closed the offramp for Wantagh for construction, if you want to get there within the next hour you gotta turn off early." The man replied. He had always been a quick thinker, maybe thats why he was so good.


"Oh. Alright." She grabbed the bag and set it in her lap now, holding onto it like a little girl clutches a doll. The man in the dirvers seat now began to slow down and pulled over, the tinted windows and the mostly deserted road was all he needed. He turned around and leveled the silenced beretta at the young woman in the backseat.


"Well Jade, unfortunately I gotta cut your trip a little short." The girl in the back seat looked out all the windows around her as if there was something that she might see that could help her. She reached for the door handle and the man in the coat quickly locked all the back doors.


"Well, I dont know who you are Sir, but i'm sorry you had to choose this route. The other side probably contacted you after they offed Thomas, huh? Probably offered you a huge sum of money, more money than most people see in a lifetime huh? Well did they tell you that you would never see this money? That you would spend the rest of your days in their service either by choice or by force? Or how about the fact that they will torture and murder anyone you know, or have ever known? Did you think of any of that before you accepted? Or how about this fact, shithead, that someone as important as I am carrying something as important as this would have a hell of a lot more protection and cover than just some random wheelman probably living out of some seedy motel in Queens?"


The man in the coat was tired of this, and just wanted to get this taken care of, so he pulled the trigger once he knew it was aimed for the center of her head. Just as he did and he saw the flash of the shot and heard the muffled sound of the bullet being projected out of the gun, he felt a sharp pain in his left shoulder. The girl sat, unmoved, and unharmed in her spot in the back of the vehicle. The man in the coat now felt hot metal searing into the muscle of his left shoulder. It seemed impossible! He had leveled the shot! She was dead! She had to be! And right as he was about to pull the trigger the little bit of the conscience he had left whispered to him "I wouldnt do that if I were you." Suddenly the conscience was now a loud and audible voice in his head. "The first time's a warning, asshole. Next time you're gone. Now you have two choices, drive the lady to her destination and we may help you to a hospital, or you can pull the trigger again and see what happens. This one, however, I wont have bounce back into your shoulder. It -will- land somewhere in your brain that will paralyze you and make you feel more extreme pain and agony for hours until you finally die of exhaustion or blood loss. Your choice, buddy. Personally I would probably enjoy the option that doesnt include me dying."

The man in the coat was astounded, so many things were now becoming apparent to him. That there was both so much more to this world than he had ever imagined, that he was bleeding pretty badly and needed to get to a hospital in a half hour if he planned to save the nerves in his arm, and that the young woman in the backseat now pointed outside. The man looked out his window and saw a figure atop the hill across the street. It had been there for only a split second, but it was long enough to get the point across. He turned around and tossed the gun into the passenger seat next to him. He took off the hazard lights and pulled back onto the roadway.
"You know, if you want to live past today, you have only one option. If you go back having not collected what they sent you to, you are really gonna get it. And even if you went back with what they asked, they would still make you wish for death, they would say, because you were stupid enough to do anything for them. So, if you want help, if you have any loved ones, you must join us, because I promise they will hunt all of them down. And they will torture them for days, even weeks before they finally end their pain. You're stuck in the middle of this. So you either help us fight for our cause, or you die. The choice is yours."


The man in the coat listened to the girl's words and rolled them over in his mind. Suddenly a random though popped into his head, and he figured he may as well ask, it didnt matter, if he knew too much, he would be killed anyway right?


"If I can ask... why are the two generals sending their information through some young lady like yourself? I mean we have email, fax machines, cell phones, the internet, tons of other, faster ways to keep in touch with people, why this way?"


"Well, because its all monitored by the government now, they are looking through every email, tapping every call, reading every fax or piece of mail. This is the only secure way to transmit the information. The two generals need to give status reports of numbers of recruits, numbers of losses, number of monetary profit and gain, etcetera. I make this trip almost weekly. I'm surprised it's taken the opposition this long to figure out what was going on, though, you're showing up this long after we started shows we are doing a good job."


"I suppose you are right. But where do you fit in all of this? I mean you must be good at something that gave you this grea job of importance, right? So what did you do, or, more specifically, what is your significance?"


"Well," She held up her left hand and it showed she had an wedding ring on it. "I would say I fit just nicely into the equation, being the western general's wife." The man in the coat considered his options and knew he had to join them, but he still couldnt help the feeling that the money he could make from this would make all this nonsense go away. "You and all the other useless rabble in the world, my friend." the voice in his head spoke again, it was the same man's voice, young, probably in his twenties.


After following the directions by the young woman in the back seat the man in the coat arrived at a total normal looking home in the middle of a road of normal looking homes in the middle of Long Island. The house was decently sized, looked fit for a normal sized family. The lady in the back seat exited the vehicle with her baggage, after the man in the coat unlocked the door. His vision had steadily been blurring since he had hit the turnpike and he felt more and more light headed as the minutes ticked by. The door next to him opened up. A man stood there and motioned for him to move over to the passenger's seat, which he did as quickly as possible. The man adjusted the seat and drove off down the road.


"Well what's your decision?" The new driver asked.


"I dont know, its alot to take in. This has to be something huge, there must be more to it. But I just cant grasp the fact that everything i've ever known or expected out of this life, the government, or the world is a lie."


"I understand what you're saying, i'll take you to the hospital to think this all over." the driver said. After a few minutes he slowed down and put the car in park, opening up his door and stepping out of the car. The door slammed and rang through the man in the coat's head. He saw beyond the darkened windows two figures join the figure of the driver. He heard what he thought was one say "Up and then blast? Ok." And a moment later he felt as if he were suddenly on a roller coaster. The car had been sent soaring up into the air about twenty feet off the ground, at the apex of the blast, there was a small bright green light he saw out the side of his window that now pointed down at the figures below. Before he could react the light became huge in an instant. It crashed into the side of the car, the car went flying up and backwards into the trees, very quickly disintegrating as it did. Sparks and small specks of the car's frame caught the sun just right and glittered as it fell towards the ground.

In the distance the young woman could hear the faint blast as the car had disintegrated. The man to whom the house belonged, a person she knew well, now smiled warmly at her as he motioned for a welcoming hug. The young woman proceeded into the man’s arms and hugged him.
“Jade, welcome back…” The man stepped out of the doorway to let her in.
“General, thank you, it was an easy trip, despite the interruption.” She stepped inside the home.
It was a normal looking home, just like any other, if you didn’t know the importance of whom it was housing. Jade carried the case under her arm now and followed the man through the entryway and into the living room. It, too, looked just like a normal home, with chairs centered around a coffee table, all facing a TV. The general, like the home, didn’t seem of any specific importance at all either. He was no taller than 5’8”, and didn’t wear any sort of military or formal clothes you might expect to find on a person who held the title of ‘general’. He had long black hair, and seemed to be of Spanish descent, although his voice, attitude, and choice of clothes didn’t reflect it. He was young, too, like Jade was. The general walked casually through the house, finally coming to a doorway to a library. It wasn’t large by any means, however it seemed to fit the needs of one who would like his own personal collections of important volumes.
The general pulled one of the books out of the front bookcase and opened it up. Cut out of a chunk of pages was a hole that perfectly fit the size and shape of a key inside. He closed the book and replaced it on the bookshelf after having removed the key. He now moved to the bookcase on the right side of the room, where he flipped open the spine to a hardback book labeled “Ishmael”, revealing a keyhole as well as a number pad. Into the keyhole he inserted the key he had removed from the previous book, and upon the keypad he typed 2-0-1-2.
Jade heard the release of the locks inside of the bookcase she had been in many times.
“Malady, please…” The eastern general bowed his head slightly and motioned his hand towards where just a moment ago a case full of books had been; now there was only a dimly lit entryway leading down a flight of stairs. Jade proceeded down the dimly lit stairway into the basement of the home which had been modified to have no other entrances.

Choices

There's no such thing as choices
life's just a straight line
Looking back, you hear their voices
The path of good is so fine.
When you stop and look back
the answers seem clear
You cant take your mistakes back
and you've got everything to fear
Every one of us, has such a jaded past
All your haunted choices, coming at you fast
All the same old questions, "What if?" and "Why me?"
A forked lightening of choices, is all that you can see
If you take a look back
the answers, you will see
So never even glance back
Or your past is what you'll be.

Untitled

I am walking through a cemetery with only the howling wind and the vast ominous graves to keep me company. The snowflakes fall upon my face, melting, blending with the tears that drip from my chin onto my coat. Soon the tears in my eyes and the snowfall beating against me make it impossible to see through my glasses. I remove my eyeglasses and place them into my coat pocket, walking towards a destination I wish I'd never arrive at. My head swam, as it had since the accident, with thoughts of my lost love. We hadn't left each others side for years, and now I knew I'd never hold her in my arms again. This thought overwhelmed me and I dropped to my knees, sobbing, in front of the engraved stone bearing my lover's name. I could taste her sweet lips, and feel her kisses, her loving touch. I could smell the strawberry scent of her hair as if she were in front of me right now, but I knew she was six feet under my bent knees, and that I'd never love again. I threw my arms around her headstone; the ice covering it gave me a numb feeling, but this was no solace for my grief. Her lips on mine, everything seemed alright, but now my lips would never have that comfort. My own arms now held me in a close embrace, trying to make me feel the love no one would ever again feel for me. We promised each other on the day we married that we'd never leave each others side and I now planned to keep my promise. As I lowered my ear to the frozen ground, I could almost hear her soft voice in my ear as the black abyss of eternal sleep slowly crept over me. I whispered her name, knowing we'd soon be reunited.